1. I love you.
2. I’d like to tell you about my Lord and Savior.
3. Want to meet up for kisses?
4. Your skin is perfect for my new lampshade.
5. I’m just a normal brony who loves Nickelback.
6. My favorite band is Mumford and Sons…..
7. My moms calling, give me an hour.
8. I shall think about you in the shower tonight.
9. How much sex before we get married?
10. Your children need to leave if I come over.
11. Our babies would be so cute!
12. Wow, you’re fatter in person.
13. If we are going to keep dating, I need you to lose some weight.
14. You remind me of my mother!
15. Technically, on paper, I’m married.
16. What’s your name again? I forget which date this is.
17. Let me call my parents. I can never order myself.
source : AskReddit