Updated on June 1st, 2019
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With the passing year, say goodbye to old wishing New Year messages where we always wish for good luck and a successful year. Come on! we all wish that anyway since a long time, so why and what make it New Year specific? Will bring a smile on the faces of your friends and girl friend by wishing them a prosperous happy new year in a very unusual and fun way that your friends will also remember it for a long time.
Here is a list of some witty and funny New Year messages that you should send to your friends and become the coolest buddy around the block.
1. Let me wish you a happy new year before I get drunk, dance like crazy at the bar, hit you hard and lose my phone.
2. Wish you a happy new year where you can have a fresh start at binge eating, boozing and slacking off.
3. This New Year, I wish all my friends peace, love, health, blah blah and blah…chuck that. I wish you awesome parties, funny hangover stories, great fun and lots of booze.
4. May this New Year give you the wisdom to view the glass in either perspective – half whiskey or half rum.
5. This new year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfect in shape – round is a shape too.
6. This New Year, may you come up with innovative excuses for your boss when you plan to bunk your office.
7. I wish this new year gives you more strength and courage to fight with your sibling over the TV remote / fight with your partner over random issues.
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8. Happy New Year to all of the people who I had misunderstandings with. Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!
9. May this New Year give you wisdom to stop sending me candy crush requests.
10. For those who want to take the leap of faith and propose your girlfriend, this might help:
I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.