Trump Toilet Paper

trump toilet paper
With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the remnants of your chocolate dragon. Excellent product, exceptionally effective where the lips are. I suggest puffing each ball carefully with the lips at the furthest outboard edge. Rumor has it that Paul Ryan uses this to practice before the morning meetings at the White House.

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