Lifestyle

100+ Jokes For Kids That Will Actually Make You Laugh

Jokes For Kids

Published on September 6th, 2019

Do you really think that kids are funny little beings? Yes, the whole world thinks so too. Their antics not only surprise us but keep us entertained at all times.

Some cute ones even teach us a few lessons about life and dealing with its problems. Naturally at this age, these little ones should always stay happy and smiling.

Any tear shed by them is an insult to the adults as they deserve to live life happily. To keep the smile on their face intact we have compiled a list of the jokes for kids that should actually make you laugh.

These jokes are so funny and the kids would understand them within no time. So, get ready to bring some laugh in your lives once again.

1. Why Did The Tomato Blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

2. Why Do Hippies Like Camping?

Cause it’s in tents, man.

3. What Did The Fireman Name His Twin Sons?

José and Hose-B.

4. What Do You Call A Smart Group Of Trees?

Brainforest.

5. Why Did The Student Eat His Homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

6.Why Was The Belt Arrested?

Because it was holding up some pants.

7. Why Did Mickey Mouse Take A Trip Into Space?

He was looking for his buddy, Pluto.

8. Why Did The Cookie Go To The Hospital?

Because he felt so crummy.

9. What Did The Little Corn Say To The Mama Corn?

Where’s pop corn?

10. How Does A Cucumber Become A Pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

11. What Do You Call Two Bananas?

A pair of slippers.

12. Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?

It just wasn’t peeling well.

13. What Is A Rabbit’s Favorite Dance Style?

Hip-Hop!

14. What Do Lawyers Wear To Court?

Lawsuits.

15. What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?

A gummy bear!

16. What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?

A bull-dozer

17. Why Do Fish Live In Salt Water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

18. How Do Rabbits Travel?

By hareplane.

19. What Kind Of Bird Works At A Construction Site?

crane!

20. What Goes Up And Down But Does Not Move?

Stairs

21. What Do You Call A Boy Named Lee That No One Talks To?

Lonely

22 .What Part Of The Car Is The Laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired!

23. What’s The Difference Between A Tv And A Newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

24. Why Don’t Traffic Lights Ever Go Swimming?

Because they take too long to change!

25. Why Did The Man Run Around His Bed?

To catch up on his sleep!

26. What Did The Laundryman Say To The Impatient Customer?

Keep your shirt on!

27. What Is Blue And Goes Ding Dong?

An Avon lady at the North Pole!

28. What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Is Sleeping?

dino-snore!

29. What Has Ears But Cannot Hear?

cornfield.

30. What Is Brown, Hairy And Wears Sunglasses?

coconut on vacation.

31. How Do You Make A Lemon Drop?

Just let it fall.

32. What Kind Of Water Cannot Freeze?

Hot water.

33. Why Was The Baby Strawberry Crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

34. What Falls In Winter But Never Gets Hurt?

Snow!

35. How Do We Know That The Ocean Is Friendly?

It waves!

36. What Do You Call Two Birds In Love?

Tweethearts!

37. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Won’t Come Back?

stick.

38. What Musical Instrument Is Found In The Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

39. Why Did The Kid Bring A Ladder To School?

Because she wanted to go to high school.

40. What Do You Call A Dog Magician?

Labracadabrador.

41. What Stays In The Corner Yet Can Travel All Over The World?

Stamp.

42. What Kind Of Award Did The Dentist Receive?

Little plaque.

43. What Do You Call A Funny Mountain?

Hill-arious.

44. Why Didn’t The Orange Win The Race?

It ran out of juice.

45. Why Aren’t Dogs Good Dancers?

They have two left feet.

46. Why Did Johnny Throw The Clock Out Of The Window?

Because he wanted to see time fly.

47. How Do Pickles Enjoy A Day Out?

They relish it

48. What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant With A Fish?

Swimming trunks.

49. What Did Zero Say To Eight?

Nice belt!

50. Why Are Robots Never Afraid?

They have nerves of steel.

51. Why Did The Cabbage Win The Race?

Because it was a-head.

52. What Does A Book Do In The Winter?

Puts on a jacket.

53. What Do You Get If You Cross A Pie And A Snake?

pie-thon.

54. Why Can’t You Play Hockey With Pigs?

They always hog the puck.

55. Why Can’t You Play Hockey With Pigs?

It over-swept.

56. Why Did The Teacher Wear Sunglasses To School?

Because her students were so bright.

57. Why Do Birds Fly?

It’s faster than walking.

58. What Time Do Ducks Wake Up?

At the quack of dawn.

59. What Did The Traffic Light Say To The Truck?

Don’t look, I’m changing.

60. Who Was That Owl Who Did All The Tricks?

Who-dini.

61. What Kind Of Vegetable Is Angry?

Steamed carrot!

62. Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding In Trees?

Because they’re so good at it!

 63. What Day Of The Week Are Most Twins Born On?

Twos-day!

64. How Do You Pay For Parking In Space?

Parking meteor.

65. What Room Is Impossible To Enter?

Mushroom.

66. What Did One Ocean Say To The Other?

Nothing. It just waved.

67. What Did One Tonsil Say To The Other?

Better get dressed. The doc’s taking us out tonight!

68. What Do Cows Read?

Cattle-logs.

69. What Do You Call It When A Dinosaur Crashes His Car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

70. How Do Mountains Stay Warm In Winter?

Snowcaps.

71. What Did One Pickle Say To The Other After They Fell Out Of The Jar And Onto The Floor?

Just dill with it, okay?

72. What Is A Witch’s Favorite Subject In School?

Spelling!

73. How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut!

74. What Kind Of Kitten Works For The Red Cross?

First-aid Kit.

75. Why Don’t Elephants Chew Gum?

They do, just not in public.

76. What Did The Banana Say To The Dog?

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

77. What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Mouse’s Wife Drive?

A minnie van!

78. How Do You Talk To A Giant?

Use big words!

79. What Did One Toilet Say To The Other?

You look flushed.

80. What Is Fast, Loud And Crunchy?

A rocket chip!

81. What Do You Get When You Cross A Vampire And A Snowman?

Frost bite!

82. When You Look For Something, Why Is It Always In The Last Place You Look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

83. Why Did The Kid Cross The Playground?

To get to the other slide.

84. When Does A Joke Become A “dad” Joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

85. How Do You Cure A Headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear

86. What Has Four Wheels And Flies?

A garbage truck!

87. What Did One Wall Say To The Other Wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner

88. What Did One Firefly Say To The Other?

You glow girl!

89. Why Did The Man Get Fired From The Orange Juice Factory?

Lack of concentration

90. Why Did The Mushroom Like To Party So Much?

Because he was a fun-guy

91. What Do Snowmen Call Their Fancy Annual Dance?

The Snowball.

 92. What Do You Call A Guy Lying On Your Doorstep?

Matt

93. What’s Irish And Stays Out All Night Long?

Pati’o Furniture.

94. What Do Cows Read?

Cattle-logs.

95. What Does A Spider’s Bride Wear?

A webbing dress.

96. What Do Birds Give Out On Halloween?

Tweets.

97. What Did One Horse Say To The Other At The Dance?

You mustang-o with me.

98. What Do You Call It When A Dinosaur Crashes His Car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

99. A Sandwich Walks Into A Bar.

Barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

100. What Did The Big Flower Say To The Little Flower?

Hi, bud!

101. Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?

It was framed!

102. What Has Four Wheels And Flies?

A garbage truck!

103. What Did The Dalmatian Say After Lunch?

That hit the spot!

104. What Kind Of Tree Fits In Your Hand?

A palm tree.

105. Why Was The Baby Strawberry Crying?

Because her parents were in a jam.

106. What Did The Little Corn Say To The Mama Corn?

Where’s pop corn?

107. What Do You Call A Horse That Lives Next Door?

Your neigh-bor!