September 9th, 2019 | Updated on October 22nd, 2024
Are you ready to laugh your way through Halloween?
These spooky puns are so good, they’ll make even the ghosts giggle!
Halloween is the perfect time to bring out the playful side in you, and what better way to do that than with some clever puns?
Whether you’re sharing them with friends at a party or sending them to someone special, these puns are sure to put a smile on anyone’s face.
As a tribute to this spooky season, we’ve put together 100 Halloween puns that will have you cackling like a witch and grinning like a pumpkin.
Get ready for some ghoulish giggles!
Ghostly Giggles
1. Why did the ghost leave the party early? He couldn’t handle his ‘boo’-ze!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream, of course!
3. Why do ghosts make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
4. How do friendly ghosts stay in shape? They join a “boo-t camp.”
5. Why don’t ghosts like rainy weather? It dampens their spirits.
6. Who did the ghost take to the dance? His “boo”-tiful date.
7. What do ghosts serve at their parties? Ghoul-ash.
8. Why do ghosts hate elevators? They lift their spirits too high.
9. How do ghosts compliment their friends? “You look fang-tastic today!”
10. Why do ghosts love Halloween? Because it’s their time to shine—or should I say, glow!
Spooky Skeletons
11. Why wouldn’t the skeleton go bungee jumping? He didn’t have the guts.
12. What instrument do skeletons play? The trom-bone!
13. Why do skeletons avoid arguments? They don’t have the backbone for it.
14. How do skeletons send messages? They use their “cell-bones.”
15. Why don’t skeletons fight? They’re too “bone-tired” for conflict.
16. What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish? Spare ribs!
17. Why did the skeleton get a job at the graveyard? It was a no-brainer.
18. What did the skeleton say before a race? “Bone voyage!”
19. Why don’t skeletons go swimming? They don’t want to get their bones wet.
20. What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house? The living room—though it’s a bit ironic!
Witchy Wonders
21. Why don’t witches wear flat shoes? They need the extra “witch” height!
22. How does a witch fix her hair? With “scare-spray.”
23. Why do witches love bad weather? It’s the perfect time for a “spell.”
24. What do witches use to keep their books organized? “Hex” marks the spot.
25. How do witches keep track of time? They look at their witch-watch.
26. What’s a witch’s favorite class in school? Spelling!
27. Why did the witch break up with her broom? She found someone more “sweep”-ing.
28. How does a witch stay in shape? She joins a “hexercise” class.
29. What does a witch say when she gets stuck in traffic? “Spell ya later!”
30. Why don’t witches use computers? They’re scared of the “spell checker.”
Vampire Vibes
31. Why did the vampire get kicked out of the bar? He kept ordering blood shots.
32. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
33. Why are vampires so good at self-control? They always have to resist the temptation to “suck.”
34. How do vampires like their food served? Rare.
35. Why don’t vampires go to the beach? They’re afraid of getting “sun-burned.”
36. What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A bloodhound.
37. How does a vampire start his day? With a “bite” of breakfast.
38. Why did the vampire get a new wardrobe? His old one was “full of holes.”
39. How do you make a vampire smile? Show him a “bloody” good time!
40. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday song? “Fang You Very Much.”
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Pumpkin Patch Puns
41. What do you call a jack-o’-lantern with great musical talent? A “pumpkin-tastic” performer!
42. Why did the pumpkin break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the “squash.”
43. How do pumpkins throw a party? They bring all their “gourd” friends.
44. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
45. Why are pumpkins great storytellers? They always have a “gourd” story to share.
46. How do pumpkins stay cool? They find a “patch” of shade.
47. What do pumpkins use for “self-care”? A pumpkin patch!
48. How did the pumpkin feel after Halloween? Completely “squashed.”
49. What do pumpkins say at the end of a long day? “Gourd night!”
50. How do pumpkins travel? In a “pumpkin-carriage.”
Creepy Creatures
51. What do mummies listen to at Halloween parties? “Wrap” music!
52. Why did the mummy get promoted? He knew how to wrap things up quickly.
53. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind.
54. How do you compliment a mummy? “You’ve got some serious ‘wrap’ skills!”
55. What do you call a mummy who wins a race? A “wrap” star.
56. Why did the mummy break up? He felt too wrapped up in his relationship.
57. How do mummies get around town? They take the “wrap”-id transit.
58. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of bread? “Wrap” bread, naturally!
59. How do you keep a mummy entertained? You give it a “wrap” battle.
60. Why don’t mummies go out at night? They’re afraid of getting “unwrapped.”
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Trick-or-Treat Tickle
61. Why did the trick-or-treater carry a ladder? He wanted to reach new “heights” of candy!
62. Why don’t candy corns play hide and seek? They always “corn-er” themselves.
63. What do you call a trick-or-treater who’s also a cat? A “meow”-gician!
64. Why do trick-or-treaters make great friends? They’re sweet and love surprises.
65. How do you describe the perfect Halloween treat? “Boo-tifully” sweet!
66. What do witches give out for Halloween? “Hexed” candy.
67. Why did the candy refuse to leave the house? It was too “wrapped” up.
68. How does a ghost choose its Halloween outfit? It picks the one with the most “boo-tiful” details.
69. Why don’t werewolves trick-or-treat? They’re afraid they’ll “howl” at the moon.
70. What do skeletons hand out for Halloween? “Bone”-bons!
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Fun Frights
71. Why did the haunted house win an award? It was “scare”-tacular!
72. How do bats like to communicate? They use their “fang-tastic” sonar.
73. Why are haunted houses great places to make friends? Everyone’s always in “high spirits.”
74. What did the bat say to the skeleton? “You’ve got a lot of guts coming here—oh wait!”
75. Why don’t monsters make good pets? They’re always “monster”-ing around.
76. How do ghosts keep themselves entertained? They have “phantom” games.
77. What’s a witch’s favorite exercise? “Spell”-letics.
78. Why did the zombie get promoted? It was “dead-set” on success.
79. How does a skeleton decorate its house? With “bone” décor.
80. What’s a ghost’s favorite movie? “Ghoul-busters!”
Frighteningly Fun Miscellaneous
81. Why do demons love baseball? They’re great at stealing “bases.”
82. What do you call a werewolf who loves to eat fast food? A “bite”-er.
83. Why do zombies love going to school? They like to eat “brain” food.
84. How do you make a vampire laugh? Tell it a “fang”-tastic joke.
85. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It makes them feel “dampened.”
86. How does a zombie fix a broken bone? It uses “spooky glue.”
87. What’s a vampire’s least favorite holiday? Easter—too much sunlight!
88. Why don’t monsters ever use GPS? They prefer to “wander” their own way.
89. What’s a ghoul’s favorite pastime? Hanging out in haunted “hideaways.”
90. How do you describe a polite vampire? “Well-bled.”
Ultimate Halloween Treats
91. What do ghosts like in their coffee? “Scream” and sugar!
92. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its “funny bone.”
93. Why did the werewolf get a job? To bring home the “bacon.”
94. What do you call a monster who loves to dance? A “boogie-man!”
95. Why don’t witches ride unicycles? They prefer their brooms.
96. How does a vampire start its morning? With a “bloody” Mary.
97. Why do witches love cats? They’re purr-fect companions!
98. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of pizza? “Dead-uxe”!
99. How do you get a monster’s attention? Yell, “Boo-tiful!”
100. What’s a ghost’s favorite sport? “Boo-wling.”
Ready for some spooky fun?
Share these puns with your friends and let the laughter begin!
