November 28th, 2017 | Updated on June 4th, 2022
1. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.-Dr. Seuss
2. I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.-Marilyn Monroe
3. You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,Love like you’ll never be hurt,Sing like there’s nobody listening,And live like it’s heaven on earth.-William W. Purkey
4. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.-Mae West
5. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.-Robert Frost
6. Without music, life would be a mistake.-Friedrich Nietzsche
7. Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.-Narcotics Anonymous
8. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.-Andre Gide
9. Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.-Allen Saunders
10. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.-Douglas Adams
11. All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. ~ Dr. Seuss
12. What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon? And the day after that, and the next thirty years.~Ke$ha
13. His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
14. Downstairs the people are fighting while I look for God in a reference book ~ Philip K. Dick
15. Life is but a Comic Sans farce mass e-mailed to an unending, self-perpetuating chain of dupes and masochists ~ Gary
16. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut ~ Ernest Hemingway
17. Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory ~ Dr. Seuss
18. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on ~ Robert Frost
19. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself ~ George Bernard Shaw
20. Nothing of me is original. I am the combined efforts of everyone I’ve every known ~ Chuck Palahniuk
21. There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing ~ Elbert Hubbard
22. If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets ~ Haruki Murakami
23. There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man ~ Patrick Rothfuss
24. Treat the Earth Well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children ~ Kenyan Proverb
25. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing ~ Edmund Burke
26. In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing ~ Teddy Roosevelt
27. It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change ~ Charles Darwin
28. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon ~ Paul Brandt
29. Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot ~ Charlie Chaplin
30. A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd ~ Max Lucado
31. It is the mark of an educated mind, to entertain a thought without accepting it ~ Aristotle
32. Another flaw in the human character is that everyone wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance ~ Kurt Vonnegut
33. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller
34. I think it goes without saying that pretty much everything I’ve taught you should be prefaced with a ‘No homo.’ ~Jesus Christ
35. I discovered that if one looks a little closer at this beautiful world, there are always red ants underneath ~ David Lynch
36. The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir ~ Unidentified Bureaucrat
37. There can be no light without darkness.A guy who’s never taken a massive dose of Ecstasy
38. I downshifted as I pulled into the driveway, the motor screaming out, stuck in second gear. The scene ends badly, as you might imagine, in a cavalcade of anger and fear ~ John Darnielle
39. There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman ~ Karl Kraus
40. Softball is like baseball, but with a softer ball. The Guy With No Friends to no one in particular
