Published on November 28th, 2017
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.
-William W. Purkey
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. ~
What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon? And the day after that, and the next thirty years. ~Ke$ha
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
Downstairs the people are fighting while I look for God in a reference book ~ Philip K. Dick
Life is but a Comic Sans farce mass e-mailed to an unending, self-perpetuating chain of dupes and masochists ~ Gary
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut ~ Ernest Hemingway
Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory ~ Dr. Seuss
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on ~ Robert Frost
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself ~ George Bernard Shaw
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined efforts of everyone I’ve every known ~ Chuck Palahniuk
There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing ~ Elbert Hubbard
If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets ~ Haruki Murakami
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man ~ Patrick Rothfuss
Treat the Earth Well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children ~ Kenyan Proverb
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing ~ Edmund Burke
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing ~ Teddy Roosevelt
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change ~ Charles Darwin
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon ~ Paul Brandt
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot ~ Charlie Chaplin
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd ~ Max Lucado
It is the mark of an educated mind, to entertain a thought without accepting it ~ Aristotle
Another flaw in the human character is that everyone wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance ~ Kurt Vonnegut
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller
I think it goes without saying that pretty much everything I’ve taught you should be prefaced with a ‘No homo.’ ~Jesus Christ
I discovered that if one looks a little closer at this beautiful world, there are always red ants underneath ~ David Lynch
The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir ~ Unidentified Bureaucrat
There can be no light without darkness.A guy who’s never taken a massive dose of Ecstasy
I downshifted as I pulled into the driveway, the motor screaming out, stuck in second gear. The scene ends badly, as you might imagine, in a cavalcade of anger and fear ~ John Darnielle
There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman ~ Karl Kraus
Softball is like baseball, but with a softer ball. The Guy With No Friends to no one in particular