Published on November 19th, 2019
Losing your friends can be done mistakenly and in one sudden instance you will realize that you have lost all your friends. So, take care and make sure that you don’t make such mistakes.
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1. Moving Few Blocks Away. When You Are Not Around To Hang Out Or Do Favors For Them They Might Forget You.
2. Start Dating A Control Freaking Person. She Will Immediately Create Differences Between You And Your Friends.
3. Go For An Early Marriage And Early Kids Route.
4. Pretend Being Depressed. Your Friends Isolate You As Soon As They Will Realize That You Are Not Entertaining Them.
5. Start Befriending Their Exes
6. Stop Initiating Hanging Out
7. Stop The Act Of Borrowing And Lending Completely. This Way You Will Definitely Retain Your Friends.
8. Finish School Soon And Step Into The World Of Adulthood
9. Respond Text And Calls With An Excessive Time Gap
10. Remain Single For The Longest Time And Watch All Your Friends Getting Married One By One
11. Start Spending Time Along Rather Than With Your Friends
12. This One Is Interesting. Either Stop Drinking Or Actually Increase Drinking. Your Friends Will Leave You One By One.
13. Tell Your Friends That You Feel Unimportant And Annoying, And Stop Hanging Out With Them.
14. Once Your Partner Dies, Your Friends Will Stop Coming Over Because They Will Be Unable To Figure Out What All Is Running And What Should They Say.
15. Say Political Things.
16. When Something Unusual Happens To You, They Will Leave Thinking That Either You Are Crazy Or You Have Gone Mad.
17. Regularly Keep Asking For Help And Support. And Never Ever Return That Favour Back.
18. Get An Over Possessive Partner. They Will Create Distances Between Your Friends.
19. Keep Asking For Advices. Always Seek Advice At Every Step And Seek Advice So Much That Your Friends Start Getting Frustrated And Then They Would Start Distancing Themselves From You.
20. Tell Them That Your Rapist Actually Worked For You.
21. Declare That You Have A Crush On One Of Them And If Possible On The Same Sex.
22. Have Kids As Many As Possible. Your Bachelor Friends Will Get Frustrated And Never Would Want To Meet You.
23. Tell That You Have Been Diagnosed With A Chronic And Communicable Disease. Start Taking Them At The Doctor Sessions And All. Soon They Will Stop Attending Your Calls And Will Never Come Back.
24. Start Talking In A Strong Voice About Religious Things. This Is Something Which Will Definitely Draw Swords Between Your Friends.
25. Start Any Of The Addictions. Soon Your Loyal And Good Friends Will Start Leaving Your Side.
26. Have Bad Hygiene. People Will Automatically Start Leaving You.
27. Sleep With Their Partners And Then Make Sure That You Post These Things Online.
28. Try To Push Them As Far As Possible From Your Life.
29. Become Homeless. Neither You Will Have A Place To Host Them Nor They Will Host You.
30. Start Finding Flaws In Almost All Their Actions. They Will Immediately Get Frustrated And Leave Your Side.
So, above given are some of the easy peasy ways to push friends out of your comfort zone. This will make your friends feel uneasy and thus they will completely leave your side and thus you will be left alone without any friends as you desired.