January 25th, 2017 | Updated on February 28th, 2020
Just surprise your special someone this Valentine’s Day with these unconventional gifts.
1. Penis Shaped Lipstick
Color those dsl’s with our luscious pecker lipsticks! each box contains 12 lipsticks with an array of color from hooker reds, creamy pinks, sparkly mauves, and opal rouge… each lipstick case is a clear phallic-shaped top with a twist bottom and gold foil script.
The lipstick themselves are rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head. Check out here.
2. Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel
Baby foot easy pack 1. 2 fl. oz. per foot, Includes 2 socks for a single application. Remove dead skin. Click here.
3. Wine Bottle Glass Attachment
The original guzzle buddy turns your wine bottle into your oversized XL wine glass. It is the true, ultimate wine bottle glass, because everyone loves an extra-large wine glass.
Pouring wine is such a chore, so no more wasting time pouring or empty glasses. Grab your guzzle buddy and follow these three easy steps.
Open your favorite bottle of wine. Insert the guzzle buddy by screwing directly into the top of your bottle. Tilt the bottle and enjoy drinking straight from your wine bottle glass. As you tilt the bottle, the guzzle buddy gently aerates the wine giving you a whole new drinking experience. Available here.
4. Camera Lens Coffee Mug
5. Natural Teeth Whitening Sticks
Your search for the best teeth whitening kit is finally over. When you purchase this natural teeth whitener today, here’s what you should do…When that cute little brown box from Amazon arrives at your door, rip it open, first chance you get. Take it out and admire the beautifully designed, hand-packaged box. Purchase the product.
6. Rechargeable Bug Vacuum
Easy to catch bugs, roaches, creepy crawlies, spiders, Bees, Wasps, Moths and any other insect that may creep its way into your house from a distant and safe reach. Visit here.
7. Charcoal Teeth Whitening Toothpaste
A great, natural alternative for your entire family to promote healthy, whiter teeth and gums without toxic ingredients. Check out.
8. Shade Shifter Multichrome Nail Polish
Shade Shifter is a multi-chrome that changes depending on light and angle from cyan, to blue, to red orange, to purple, and more.
I most often see a cyan blue shade. Best in 3 coats, or 1 coat over black, this polish is one you will have to see to believe! Type: Multi-Chrome Glitter Load: None Glitter Size: None Recommended Coats: Best in 3 coats, or 1 coat over black, this polish is one you will have to see to believe. Product is available here.
9. You Are A Badass Book
In this refreshingly entertaining how-to guide, New York Times Bestselling Author and world-traveling success coach, Jen Sincero, serves up 27 bite-sized chapters full of hilariously inspiring stories, sage advice, easy exercises, and the occasional swear word. If you’re ready to make some serious changes around here. Visit here.
10. Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker
Save time no need to wait around for cold brew or waste 15 minutes going to the coffee shop each day.
Results in one minute you can turn fresh hot coffee into perfect iced coffee in as quickly as one minute! The hyper chiller can cool by up to 130+ degrees in 60 seconds without dilution. Save money the average iced coffee will run you $3-4.
It can pay for itself in just two weeks! Compatible with any brew method it is designed to conveniently fit into most full size single cup brewers, has a high-volume 12.5 Oz capacity and a deep lid for easy use with any traditional method. Dishwasher safe the hyper chiller has four simple parts, easily disassembles and is machine washable. Click here.
11. Organic Bath Bombs
When was the last time you did something just for you? Our bath bombs bring “me time” to a whole new level. Drop one of our six flavors into the tub and transform your bathroom into a spa.
Each bomb is carefully crafted with only the highest quality natural ingredients, supporting your skin and indulging your senses every time you take a soak. Check out.
12. Massaging Handheld Shower Head
Hydroluxe Pampering 24-setting Ultra-Luxury 3-Way 2 in 1 Shower Combo – Overhead Shower Head and Handheld Shower with Hose.
Use two Showers Heads separately or use Showerhead and Hand Held Shower both together for a choice of 24 full and combined water flow patterns. Visit here.
13. Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
Founded in Redondo Beach, California, One Savvy Life is a family owned company that inspires with its passion for smartly designed, high-quality lifestyle products.
One Savvy Life continues to design and offer customers beautifully-crafted fashionable and reusable lifestyle products that are fun and put a smile on your face.
Made to be aesthetically pleasing, and something you can be proud of using yourself and giving as a gift. Buy now.
14. Dual Jet Bath Spa
Soothe sore muscles and melt away tension with the ultimate home spa experience. The Dual Jet Bath Spa creates and oasis of relaxation right in your bathtub.
Create your ultimate relaxing environment with adjustable nozzles and jets. So easy you can use it every day. It fits all standard tubs and easily adjusts to water level. It gives you the amenities of a spa in your very own bathtub. Get one.
15. Bad Girls Throughout History
Aphra Behn, first female professional writer. Sojourner Truth, activist and abolitionist. Ada Lovelace, first computer programmer.
Marie Curie, first woman to win the Nobel Prize. Joan Jett, godmother of punk. The 100 revolutionary women highlighted in this gorgeously illustrated book were bad in the best sense of the word. Visit here.
16. Acrylic Makeup Organzier
Make your life a little bit easier and more glamorous with Sorbus Acrylic Cosmetics Makeup and Jewelry Storage Case Display Set that organizes all your favorite makeup essentials into your own personalized makeup and cosmetics beauty counter!
We have created a set that is sure to organize your favorite makeup essentials into a dazzling makeup set. This sturdy, clear acrylic makeup organizer set includes 3 individual organizers to fit various cosmetic items of varying sizes. Click here.
17. Tampon Flasks
Tampon Flasks (5 pack) is perfect for a discreet way to sneak it in! No one will even think to look! Fits 1 oz of liquid in each flask. Pack includes 5 Tampon Flasks. Check out here.
18. Harm-Free Spider Catcher
Catch and remove spiders without doing them any harm – and from a safe distance. This award wining design is made to catch and remove spiders as well as a variety of insects without hurting them in any way. But now.
19. Wearable Nail Polish Holder
Soft, flexible and durable! tweexy is the first of its kind wearable polish holder that fits all finger sizes and every size nail polish bottle, from the mini ‘collections’ to the largest & luxury brands. tweexy is a one-piece cast form, made of silicone.
It fits securely on two fingers of your hand (or on your thumb). Two tweexys can comfortably be worn at a time for nail art, different polish colors or base and topcoats.
The tweexy bottle grip system securely holds any size bottle, even when your hand is held upside down, yet the bottle can be easily removed from the tweexy. Buy this product.
20. Soap Rocks
21. Garden In A Can
Back to the Roots is on a mission to Undo Food. In a college class, we learned mushrooms could grow entirely on spent coffee grounds.
After watching hours of how-to videos and turning our fraternity kitchen into a big science experiment, we eventually decided to give up our corporate job offers to instead become full-time mushroom farmers.
What started as curiosity about urban farming has turned into a passion to Undo Food and reconnect families back to where it comes from. Visit here.
22. Glow In The Dark Hair Dye
Shine bright in the dead of night by giving yourself a makeover with this glow in the dark hair dye. This peroxide and ammonia-free vegan friendly dye comes in a range of vibrant colors that come to life under UV lighting. Product is available here.
23. Fuck Off Sleeping Mask
Cougar’s Choice Silk Sleeping Eye Mask Adjustable Head Straps with Two Ear Plugs. Get one here.
24. Hair Straightening Heater Brush
Turn your ball of frizz into silky smooth locks using this hair straightening heater brush. It heats up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit in just 90 seconds and features ceramic plates that detangle, straighten, and help your hair retain moisture to keep it smooth for days. Buy now.
25. Ice Cream Lock
Finally, a solution to those pesky Ben & Jerry’s-stealing roommates of yours: the “Euphori-Lock,” a gadget that puts a clamp on the lid of that favorite pint. The Euphori-Lock is a two-piece plastic collar contraption designed to fit standard pint containers.
One half slides up over the bottom of the pint. It screws into a top ring outfitted with a three-wheel dial mechanism.
Rearrange the digits, and voila—your Phish Food or fro-yo is locked up tighter than Fort Knox, inaccessible to unauthorized midnight-tasters. Check out.
Source: thisiswhyimbroke.com, amazon.com
