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Cute Valentine’s Day Puns That Will Make Your Significant Other Laugh And Smile

Cute Valentine's Day Puns

February 2nd, 2021   |   Updated on January 22nd, 2022

It’s the beginning of February and all of us desperately wait for this month to come. Do you know why? Yes! It’s time to celebrate love. Everyone wants to express their love for their dear ones.

It is not just about showing love to your better half nevertheless you can also rejoice the valentine’s day with your parents, litter and close friends etc.  In our super busy life, we tend to forget to articulate our feelings to our close ones.

This is the day when you can actually plan and do things for them. There are various ways by which you can explain to them what they mean to you. Usually, flowers and chocolates make picture-perfect gifts. But one can also write personalized letters or cards to beloved people.

One of the unique ways to hatch the typical card is to send the Valentine’s Day puns. These Valentine’s Day puns are the perfect sweet message to write in your love’s card this February 14th.

1. I love you so matcha.

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2. Will you brie mine?

 

3. There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

 

4. You make miso happy.

 

5. Will you peas be my Valentine?

 

6. You’re the loaf of my life.

 

7. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

 

8. We’re mint to be.

 

9. I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

 

10. Don’t go bacon my heart.

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11. No-bunny compares to you.

 

12. Rhino someone who really likes you … It’s me!

 

13. Will you bee mine?

 

14. You give my life porpoise.

 

15. I love you like no otter.

 

16. Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.

 

17. Will you be my significant otter?

 

18. I think you are porcu-fine.

 

19. You’re the bear-y best.

 

20. I turtlely love you.

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21. I puggin’ love you.

 

22. You’ve got me feline fine.

 

23. My love for you is tree-mendous.

 

24. I want to kiss your tu-lips.

 

25. Aloe you vera much.

 

Valentine’s Day Animal Puns

 

26. I don’t want to be a bull in a china shop, I want to be a snail in your garden.

 

27. I don’t want to be a leech on your wallet, I want to be a piranha in your tank.

 

28. Don’t worry, my love, I won’t be a lion when it comes to you.

 

29. I don’t want to be a bear in the heart of your love.

 

30. We can be two foxes that share a den and warm each other up.

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31. Will you be my penguin? I promise we’ll make it work.

 

32. Would you like to join my snakeskin trouser snake?

 

33. You’re such an elephant in my life.

 

34. I’m mad for you like a moose.

 

35. If I were a bear, I would be the grizzliest bear.

 

36. You make me feel like an alligator in love!

 

37. I want to be your kangaroo down under, your koala bear all snug in your pouch.

 

38. Can I be your koala? Because I really want to hold you.

 

39. If you were my potato, we’d make a great mash.

 

40. You snail me crazy!

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41. I want you like a jellyfish needs the sea.

 

42. Would you like to be my penguin and share my ice cube?

 

43. Don’t be such a porcupine.

 

44. Don’t let the stars get in your eyes, be my little newt.

 

45. I’d like to be your owl and hoot all night long.

 

46. You’re so hot, I wish you were a red panda so I could eat you!

 

47. I love it when we firefly together.

 

Valentine’s Day Nature Puns

 

48. I’m lost without you.

 

49. I’ll be your root if you’ll be my leaf.

 

50. I can’t stand to be without you.

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51. I need you like a tree needs water.

 

52. If you’re the right tree, I’m the perfect shade.

 

53. You’re my evergreen, your love is true.

 

54. You must be an apple; I can’t stop thinking of you!

 

55. Will you be my blossoming buddy?

 

56. Ours branches will always intertwine!

 

57. Tree! I thought our roots were meant to grow together…

 

58. You’re like a pear: irresistible and juicy.

 

59. Birch, will you be mine forever?

 

60. Can I make the first move, or would that bend your branches?

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61. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

62. I’m not quite ready to leaf you yet!

 

63. Tree, will you be mine? Will you take root with me?

 

64. You’re like a cherry because you make my heart ripen.

 

65. You must be an Apple; I can’t stop thinking of you!

 

66. You make my heart pine for you.

 

67. I’m crazy about apples; can we go on a date?

 

68. Will you be my barker, girl?

 

69. Your love is like tulip bulb fertilizer – it makes me blossom!

 

70. Pineapple, will you be my Valentine?

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71. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

72. I’m not quite ready to leaf you yet!

 

73. Pineapple, will you be mine forever?

 

74. Will you root for me and build up my trunk?

 

75. Cherry, will you be mine forever?

 

76. Tree, I’ll be your shade if you promise to make me blush.

 

77. Will you be my blossoming buddy?

 

78. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

79. You must be an Apple; I can’t stop thinking of you.

 

80. I’m not quite ready to leaf you yet!

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81. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

82. You must be an Apple; I can’t stop thinking of you!

 

83. We’ll grow old together, like two vines in a row.

 

84. I’m not quite ready to leaf you yet!

 

85. You’re like my fern, girl; we’ve grown together over the years.

 

86. Will you root for me and build up my trunk?

 

87. Cherry, will you be mine forever?

 

88. Pineapple, will you be my Valentine?

 

89. Cherry, will you be mine forever?

 

90. Do you grow on a trellis, girl? ‘Cause I’m all up for espaliering you.

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91. You and me: we’re like the family tree!

 

92. Will you root for me and build up my trunk?

 

93. You must be an Apple; I can’t stop thinking of you!

 

94. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

95. We’ll grow old together, like two vines in a row.

 

96. Do you grow on a trellis, girl? ‘Cause I’m all up for espaliering you.

 

97. Pineapple, will you be my Valentine?

 

98. My girl best friend is a cypress; we’re a match made in heaven.

 

99. You must be an Apple; I can’t stop thinking of you!

 

100. Wood you be my Valentine?

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