Remember when you knew nothing about sex? And as you were just a curious kid rapidly approaching puberty and was so desperate to know all the answers but were too embarrassed to ask.
Now a Reddit thread has been asking about the best hilarious sex questions people ever asked or overheard, and unsurprisingly it has been inundated with responses. At this point, most kids have not experienced sex, but boy oh boy do they have a lot of strange theories.
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The people over at AskReddit have even witnessed some of those wonderful questions first hand and it’s as funny as it is strange.
Here are most ridiculous questions which people asked on in sex-ed class:
1. “If I Keep Letting Him Pee On Me Will I Get Pregnant?” Best Day Of My Entire Schooling Ever.
2. We Had An Anonymous Questions Box Where Students Could Ask Questions They Were Too Embarrassed To Raise Their Hand And Ask. A Lot Of Times People Would Just Write Joke Questions But The Teacher Would Read Them Anyway. One Day The Teacher Reads The Question “Is It Better To Masturbate With Your Left Or Right Penis?” Kid In The Back Audibly Says “You’Re Supposed To Have Two??” And Almost Immediately Starts Crying.
3. “If Semen Comes Out At Thirty Miles Per Hour, How Fast Does A Baby Come Out?” Dear God The Anonymous Question Box Was Great In My High School.
4. I Always Thought It Was A Sound Thing. I Have Had Sex Where We Both Shaved, And Sex Where We Both Had Bushes. Loud Repetitive Slapping Noises Might Attract Predators? Who Knows.
5. So The Teacher Told Us Wearing Two Condoms Is Actually Less Effective Because Of The Increased Friction, And A Top Mind In My Class Asked “If You Go Fast Enough, Could You Start A Fire?”
6. The Teacher Told Us The Average Penis Size. Girl Beside Me Whips Out A Ruler, Marks It And Proclaims ‘That’S Tiny!’ She Then Proceeded To Ask If ‘The Balls Slide In Too’ Followed By A Hand Motion And A ‘Schlurp’ Sound. Had Us All In Stitches.
7. There Was A Girl I Was Friends With In High School Who Was Pretty Fun, But Known As A More, Well, Intimate Person. She Was Dating A 26 Year Old When She Was 16, Stuff Like That. When I Took Sex Ed With Her, Her Best Gem Of A Conversation With Our Teacher Went Something Like
Her: “You Know How When Guys Climax, Before The Cum– I Mean, Ejaculate– Comes Out, There’s A Precu– I Mean, Pre-Ejaculate?”
Teacher: “Yes, Why?”
Her: “Can This Pre-Ejaculate Get Someone Pregnant?”
Teacher: “Yes, There Can Still Be Sperm Cells Present.”
Her: “Well That Sure Sucks. Can I Please Be Excused?”
She Texted Me Later And Told Me She Wasn’T Pregnant, Thank God, But The Timing Of It Was Like A Sitcom.
8. Does Peanut Butter Make Your Boobs Grow Bigger? This Was Asked By One Of The Most Popular Girls In Class In 5Th Grade…
9. I Mean… If You Eat Lots And It Makes You Fat, You Get Bigger Boobs Right?
10. We Had A Box Where People Could Write A Question They Were Too Embarrassed To Ask And Someone Would Read Them Aloud For The Teacher To Answer. The Best One Was “If I’m Doing A Girl In The Butt And She Farts, Will My Balls Explode?”
11. A Story From A Friend’S 5Th Grade Sex Ed: Someone Asked The (Male) Teacher What An Orgasm Felt Like, And After Consideration, He Said “Like A Sneeze, But Good.” I’Ve Always Thought That That Was A Solid Description.
12. Kid: “Why Do People Bounce Up And Down When They Have Sex?” Teacher (Very Casually): “I Don’T Know, I Guess They Just Think It Feels Better That Way.”
13. I Came Here To Write: “Is It Possible To Piss In A Girl During Sex?” That Must Be A More Common Question.
14. For Our Fifth-Grade (Ten-Year-Olds Or So) Sex Ed, We Had To Turn In Any Questions On Anonymous Notecards. One Person Just Wrote “Why Do People Have Sex?”
They Had A Good Point — The Video We Watched Didn’T Say Anything About Sex Being Enjoyable Or Rewarding At All, Just The Mechanics Of It. For Kids Who Haven’T Developed Sexual Urges Yet, It’S Weird Af To Think About!
15. “Can I Get Pregnant From A Dog?”-Popular Blonde Girl, 9Nth Grade.
16. Our Teacher Told The Class That Since We Wouldn’T Ask A Single Question At The End Of The 3-Day Class, We Each Had To Write A Question On A Piece Of Paper, Fold It Up, And Give It To Him. He Only Chose A Few Pieces Of Paper To Read From And Mine Was The First: “Can You Have Three Biological Parents? Me And A Few Of My Buddys Had Been Debating This For A While And I Wanted To Prove To Them That It Wasn’T Possible. So He Read It And Got Pretty Pissed And Said No! It’S Not Possible, Y’All Are Some Messed Up Kids! Everyone Was Laughing Which Further Made Him Mad. He Angrily Read The Rest Of The Notes And Then Had The Principal Come Talk To The Class For Quite A While.
17. Asked At A Jewish Day School: “If It’S Passover, And A Girl Has A Yeast Infection, Is It Unkosher To Eat Her Out?”
18. Posted This Another Time. Happened In Fifth Grade. Not Really A Question But Still Funny As Hell:
Kid 1: What Happens If The Condom Breaks?
Teacher: Then Your Partner Will Become Pregnant.
Kid 2: Oh Shit!
Teacher: Kid 2! Are You Trying To Tell Me That You Are Sexually Active?!
Kid 2: No, Not Since I Lost Your Moms Phone Number.
That Kid Was Suspended For A Week.
19. We Had The Anonymous Question Box. Best Submission From My Grade Was “Is Masturbation Possible For Women, And If So, Demonstrate.”
20. “What Happens When You Pull Your Foreskin Back Too Far?” Lots Of Pain And Blood, Along With A Quick Trip To The Hospital Is What Happens. It’S Not Fun.
21. A girl in my high school sex ed class didn’t quite understand how she could get pregnant if a dude pulled out before he finished. Then her basketball player boyfriend stood up and yelled, “Before a man shoots he’s gotta dribble!
22. When I was in sex ed many years ago, all the guys got to write questions for the girls on paper notes and vice versa. One of the guys wrote: “What is the largest thing you could fit inside of you?” One of the girls answered: “an infant.” Preach.
23. In grade 6 sex ed, my friend asked “Why do girls use tampons instead of pads?” and before the teacher could say anything, another kid piped up with “Because they get orgasms when they use them.”
24. The teacher told us wearing two condoms is less effective because of the increased friction, and a top mind in my class asked: ‘If you go fast enough, could you start a fire?
25. Teacher opened a box to let us anonymously ask embarrassing questions. Someone asked: ‘Is penis size hereditary?’ When she said no the kid who put it in, jumped up screaming: ‘Thank god!’ The look on our teacher’s face was priceless.
26. We had a kid who openly asked in a very rural conservative small-town school whether it was possible for “the skeet to drip down from da booty hole and get a girl pregnant
27. Can you get stuck?
28. Does peanut butter make your boobs grow bigger?
29. Does the hair down there go grey also? I figured you would know
30. One of children asked: ‘Does sex feel good?’ Poor teacher had no idea how to answer that.
31. If you have a Coca-Cola flavoured condom, do you have a Coca-Cola flavoured baby?
32. We had a box where people could write a question they were too embarrassed to ask and someone would read them out for the teacher to answer. The best one was: ‘If I am doing a girl in the butt and she farts, will my balls explode?
33. A few years ago I was teaching sex-ed and had a student ask me, with all sincerity: ‘If I’m fingering a girl and she sneezes, will it break my fingers?
34. what happens if a guy is too big to use a condom?
35. A chick asked: “If I have sex with my dad and have a kid, is the kid my brother or my son?
36. A kid in my sex ed class once asked “why are periods blue?”
37. A cute girl said, “I have never done this, but my boyfriend said sperm is good for the skin and can keep you looking younger if applied to the face. Is this true?”
38. Why do people bounce up and down when they have sex? Teacher (very casually) said: ‘I don’t know, I guess they just think it feels better that way
39. A boy asked if breast milk was the result of all the milk a woman ever drank being stored up for the baby.
40. Some kid in my sex ed class asked if sperm floats … in the air … like a helium balloon.
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