The 35 Classic Quotes About Sex

Greatest Quotes About Sex

November 15th, 2017   |   Updated on March 7th, 2020

1. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good. ~ Woody Allen


2. I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. ~ Russell Brand


3. Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. ~ Andy Warhol

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4. Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority. ~ Mary Wollstonecraft


5. To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle. ~ Henry Miller


6. If you’re going to have sex, use a condom. ~ Dennis Rodman

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7. Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. ~ Havelock Ellis


8. I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt. ~ Groucho Marx

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9. There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~ Elton John


10. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~ Les Dawson


11. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. ~ Oscar Wilde

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12. The way you make love is the way God will be with you. ~ Rumi


13. I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. ~ Angelina Jolie


14. The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined. ~ Homer

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15. Copulation is no more foul to me than death is. ~ Walt Whitman

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16. Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. ~ Eugene Mirman


17. Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours. ~ Spalding Gray


18. I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. ~ Boy George


19. The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. ~ Alfred Kinsey

20. Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery. ~ David Duchovny


21. It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ~ Joan Rivers


22. If you want romance, fuck a journalist. ~ W.H. Auden


23. The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. ~ Marcus Aurelius


24. I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world. ~ Jeanette Winterston


25. There’s no sex in Middle Earth. ~ Ian McKellen


26. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. ~ Oscar Wilde

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27. Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?  ~ Marquis de Sade

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28. Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen

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29. Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. ~ Mae West

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30. If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. ~ Frank Zappa

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31. You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool. ~ Richard Pryor

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32. sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love ~ Gabriel García Márquez

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33. I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~ Gore Vidal

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34. I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don’t have sex, but would never explain anything. ~ Khloe Kardashian

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35. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal

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