Jokes

30 Funny Dog Jokes Which Will Definately Make You Love With Dogs

Dog Jokes

Published on April 14th, 2021

1. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?

It’s hardly ever for them.

 

2. After a long day of work, your feet may be barking. So rest those tired puppies, and hear some mindless jokes about, well, puppies that will make you howl.

 

3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?

A shampoodle!

 

4. The Children of the Night

A Bloodhound.

 

5. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

 

6. If You Can’t Be Kind, Be Quiet

A hush puppy.

 

7. Forgetfulness Is a Form of Freedom

In the barking lot

 

8. What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Flea markets!

 

9. What breed of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound!

 

10. A Very Academic Pooch

Her pet-degree.

 

11. Why are dogs like phones?

Because they have collar IDs.

 

12. The Scientific Method

They barium.

 

13. “We’re eating 
dinner soon. 
Don’t fill up 
on homework.” 
—Dog mom

 

14. You Don’t Have to Be Kanga-rude About It

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo.

 

15. Wait, Who’s There Then?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

 

16. I Feel Like I’ve Heard This One Before..

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Déjà.

Déjà who?

Knock! Knock!

 

17. It Takes a Sharp Mind

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it’s pointless.

 

18. Word Play at Its Finest

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

 

19. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?

A best friend you can count on!

 

20. No, Bless You for Telling Me This Delightful Joke

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you.

 

21. Mikey Should Try a Different Lock

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

 

22. Olives Especially Love This Joke

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.

 

23. This Joke Is True, No Pulp Fiction

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

 

24. We All Scream for Ice Cream!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

 

25. This One Will Make You Pee Your Pants

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Urine.

Urine who?

Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.

 

26. Rehearsing for a Laugh

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two knee your piano, and it’ll sound better.

 

27. What’s Better Than One Word-Play Joke? Two in One

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

 

28.  What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That sure hit the spot!

 

29.  Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it’s hard to run in squares!

 

30. Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?

Because “Frost” bites!