April 14th, 2021 | Updated on December 16th, 2021
1. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?
It’s hardly ever for them.
2. After a long day of work, your feet may be barking. So rest those tired puppies, and hear some mindless jokes about, well, puppies that will make you howl.
3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
A shampoodle!
4. The Children of the Night
A Bloodhound.
5. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
6. If You Can’t Be Kind, Be Quiet
A hush puppy.
7. Forgetfulness Is a Form of Freedom
In the barking lot
8. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Flea markets!
9. What breed of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!
10. A Very Academic Pooch
Her pet-degree.
11. Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs.
12. The Scientific Method
They barium.
13. “We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” —Dog mom
14. You Don’t Have to Be Kanga-rude About It
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
15. Wait, Who’s There Then?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
16. I Feel Like I’ve Heard This One Before..
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock! Knock!
17. It Takes a Sharp Mind
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.
18. Word Play at Its Finest
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
19. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A best friend you can count on!
20. No, Bless You for Telling Me This Delightful Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
21. Mikey Should Try a Different Lock
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
22. Olives Especially Love This Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
23. This Joke Is True, No Pulp Fiction
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
24. We All Scream for Ice Cream!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
25. This One Will Make You Pee Your Pants
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
26. Rehearsing for a Laugh
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee your piano, and it’ll sound better.
27. What’s Better Than One Word-Play Joke? Two in One
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
28. What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That sure hit the spot!
29. Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in squares!
