Published on April 22nd, 2021
1. Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.
2. Helen Keller walked into a bar.
And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
3. How do you tell Helen Keller a joke?
Not this way.
4. How did Helen keller’s mom punish her?
She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
5. What is Helen Kellers favorite color?
6. How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
7. Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
8. You guys ever hear that joke about Helen Keller’s dad ?
Neither did she
9. Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
10. What do you get when you cross Helen Keller and a Zebra?
11. why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
12. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as…
“The most violent book I have ever read”
13. Why is Helen Kellers child blind too?
She always fed it with a fork!
14. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Cause she’s a woman. No, really. Why can’t she drive? Because she died.
15. Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming?
neither did she.
16. What did Helen Keller’s parents do when they caught her swearing?
They washed her hands with soap.
17. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
18. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her when she was a kid?
Moved the furniture around.
19. what is hellen keller’s favorite color.
20. Helen Keller was truly an inspiration,
She was able to learn how to read and write despite being from Alabama.
21. How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
22. Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard?
Yea nether did she.
23. How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her?
They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
24. How did they punish Helen Keller?
They left the plunger in the toilet.
25. What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
26. TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water.
It’s named Helen Keller Falls
27. Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
28. Did you know Helen Keller had a pony?
Neither did she.
29. Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.
30. Where did Helen Keller work all the live long day?
The braille road.
31. How do you confuse Helen Keller?
You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
32. Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?
They’re painful to look at.
33. Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears?
She gave it it’s first hair cut!
34. Why didn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?
Because she was wearing her mittens.
35. What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
36. How do you punish Helen Keller?
Put her in a circular room and tell her there’s a penny in the corner.
37. Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn’t see anything wrong with it.
38. What’s worse than raping Helen Keller
Breaking her fingers so she can’t tell anybody.
39. Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff?
She was wearing mittens?
40. What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?
41. Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
Cause she always dropped them.
42. Helen Keller would have a better chance of finding Waldo
Than finding an original joke on this sub.
43. How did helen keller burn the side of her head?
she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side?
They called back
44. Why didn’t Helen Keller go sky diving?
It scared the hell out of her Seeing Eye dog.
45. How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
46. Why does Helen Keller’s husband always yells at her?
Because she doesn’t listen.
47. Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until.
she was blue in the hands.
48. What was the last thing Helen Keller said before she died?
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
49. Why was Helen kellers belly button bruised?
her boyfriend was blind too.