50 Funny Turkey Jokes For The Whole Family

Turkey Jokes

April 17th, 2021   |   Updated on December 13th, 2021

1. “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?”

“Quack, Quack!”


2. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?

A poultrygeist!


3. “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?”

“He sensed fowl play.”


4. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected fowl play.


5. “What key has legs and can’t open a door?”

“A turkey.”


6. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken!


7. “Why did they let the turkey join the band?”

“Because he had his own drumsticks.”


8. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!


9. “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?”

“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”


10. What key won’t open any door?

A turkey!


11. “Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?”

“Because he will gobble it up.”


12. What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather!


13. “If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?”

“A goblet.”


14. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.


15. “What do you call a running turkey?”

“Fast food.”


16. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?



17. “What’s blue and covered in feathers?”

“A turkey holding its breath.”


18. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey because he’s already stuffed!


19. “What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?”

“All about that baste.”


20. Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?

Because he will gobble, gobble it up!


21. “Why did the turkey cross the road?”

“He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”


22. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!


23. “Why was the turkey put in jail?”

“The police suspected fowl play.”


24. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick.


25. “How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?”

“He was already stuffed.”


26. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!


27. “What did the turkey say to the computer?”

“Google, google.”


28. What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!


29. “What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?”

“A poultry-geist.”


30. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Fowl weather!


31.”Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?”

“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”


32. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY.


33. “What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?”

“Squash casserole.”


34. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

They use fowl language.


35. “What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?”

“The casse-role.”


36. What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?

A fowl play


37. “What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?”

“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”


38. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A poul-tree.


39. “What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?”

“Peach gobbler!”


40. Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?

Because it will make him blush.


41. “Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?”

“It had 24 carrots.”


42. How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?

They all have keys.


43. “What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?”

“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”


44. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!


45. “Why did the cranberries turn red?”

“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”


46. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Have peck-nics!


47. “My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box.

That’s it. That’s the joke.”


48. Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they would break.


49. “What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?”

“A har-vest.”


50. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

He was stuffed.