February 21st, 2020 | Updated on June 28th, 2022
1. “Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.” ― Maggie Stiefvater
2. “Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.” ― Fletcher Knebel
3. “Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss” ― Sigmund Freud
4. “I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out…” ― Sanhita Baruah
5. “I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.” ― Stephen Fry
6. “I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” ― Mark Twain
7. “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” ― Mark Twain
8. “A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” ― Rudyard Kipling.
9. “Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.” ― Milan Kundera
10. “Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?” her husband, Jack, asked her.
11. “I’m bored with knitting. I’ve taken up arson” ― Audrey Niffenegger
12. “Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.” ― Liza Minnelli
13. “Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.” ― David Hockney
14. “I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.” ― Bill Hicks
15. “I wish I could line up naked the men I’ve slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.” ― Crystal Woods
16. “Man, it was a good thing vampires didn’t get cancer. Lately, he’d been chain-smoking like a felon.” ― J.R. Ward
17. “I used to give up writing like some people would give up smoking. Octavia E.” ― Butler
18. “I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.” ― Albert Camus
19. “I’ll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.” ― Chris Rock
20. “People tell me I shouldn’t smoke because it makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.” ― Robert Clark
21. “As a French poet once said, some people smoke to put nicotine in their veins, others to put a cloud between them and others” ― André Aciman
22. “I ran like a cheetah – well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.” ― John Green
23. “Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.” ― Dan Quayle
24. “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” ― Woody Allen
25. “Smoking is definitely not cool anymore, and the folks who have worked against that have done a great job.” ― Tarana Burke
26. “You know, I’m worried about Szymborska. I wish she would stop smoking.” ― Wislawa Szymborska
27. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” ― Brooke Shields
28. “If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.” ― Mark Twain
29. “I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed… so drastically, I couldn’t believe it myself.” ― Bob Dylan
30. “when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself. Russell Hoban
31. “You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.” ― William Saroyan
32. “I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.” ― Patrick Swayze
33. “Sure, yes, there are smoking-hot girls. But my girlfriend’s smoking hot, my wife, whatever.” ― Andy Grammer
34. “Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.” ― Nat King Cole
35. “Non-smokers… die every day. Sleep tight!” ― Bill Hicks
36. “It’s better to hold a book between your Fingers than to Hold a Cigarette.” ― Bista Nirooj
37. “Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.” ― Eric Roberts
38. “Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.” ― Mike Pence
39. “Some people smoke to put nicotine in their veins, others to put a cloud between them and others.” ― André Aciman
40. “Not all good things are good for us.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
