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40 Ridiculous ‘Knock Knock’ Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

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Published on December 3rd, 2019

1. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Annie.

Annie Who?

Annie Way You Can Let Me In Soon?

from Dave Bautista GIFs via Gfycat

2. Knock Knock

Who’s There?
Canoe.

Canoe Who?

Canoe Come Out Or What?

3. Knock Knock

Who’s There?
Europe.

Europe Who?

No I’m Not!

4. Knock Knock

Who’s There?
Etch.

Etch Who?

Bless You, Friend.

5. Knock Knock

Who’s There?
Robin.

Robin Who?

Robin You, Now Hand Over The Cash.

via Gfycat

6. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Cash.

Casfh Who?

No Thanks, I’ll Have Some Peanuts.

7. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Mustache.

Mustache Who?

I Mustache You A Question, But I’ll Shave It For Later.

8. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Cow Says.

Cow Says Who?

No, A Cow Says Mooooo!

9. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

A Little Old Lady.

A Little Old Lady Who?

All This Time, I Had No Idea You Could Yodel.

10. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Tank.

Tank Who?

You’re Welcome.

via Gfycat

11. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

I Smell Mop.

I Smell Mop Who?

Ew.

12. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

I Eat Mop.

I Eat Mop Who?

That’s Revolting.

13. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Candice.

Candice Who?

Candice Door Open, Or What?

14. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Boo.

Boo Who?

No Need To Cry, It’s Only A Joke.

15. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch Who?

Stopwatch You’re Doing And Pay Attention!

via Gfycat

16. Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

To.

To Who?

It’s To Whom.

17. Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Dewey.

Dewey Who?

Dewey Have To Use A Condom Every Time?

18. Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Honey Bee.

Honey Bee Who?

Honey Bee A Dear And Open Up, Would You?

19. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce In, It’s Cold Out Here!

20. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Ya.

Ya Who?

Yahoo! I’m Just As Psyched To See You!

via Gfycat

21. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Voodoo.

Voodoo Who?

Voodoo You Think You Are, Asking Me So Many Questions?

22. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Howl.

Howl Who?

Howl You Know Unless You Open The Door?

23. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Iran.

Iran Who?

Iran All The Way Here. Let Me In Already!

24. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Spell.

Spell Who?

Okay, Okay: W. H. O.

Who’s There?

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce In, It’s Cold Out Here!

25. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Mikey.

Mikey Who?

Mikey Doesn’t Work So Help Me Out, Would You?

via Gfycat

27. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Olive.

Olive Who?

Olive You. Do You Love Me Too?

28. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Alec.

Alec Who?

Alec-tricity. Ain’t That A Shocker?

29. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Says.

Says Who?

Says Me, That’s Who.

30. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Snow.

Snow Who?

Snow Use Askin’ When You Can Just Open.

via Gfycat

31. Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Some.

Some Who?

Some Day You’ll Recognize Me, Hopefully.

31. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Dwayne.

Dwayne Who?

Dwayne The Bathtub Already. I’m Drowning!

32. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Razor.

Razor Who?

Razor Hands, This Is A Stick Up!

33. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Stupid.

Stupid Who?

Stupid You, That’s Who.

34. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Water.

Water Who?

Water You Doing? Just Open The Door!

35. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Amos.

Amos Who?

A Mosquito.

via Gfycat

36. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Dozen.

Dozen Who?

Dozen Anyone Wanna Let Me In?

37. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Nanna.

Nanna Who?

Nanna Your Business, That’s Who.

38. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Euripides.

Euripides Who?

Euripides Jeans, You Pay For ’em, Okay?

39. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Needle.

Needle Who?

Needle Little Help Gettin’ Through.

40. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Thermos.

Thermos Who?

Thermos Be A Better Way To Get Through To You.

via Gfycat

Source : Thoughtcatalog.com,  Doc. File No – 02