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50 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes Which Is Only For Adults

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Published on April 16th, 2021

1. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna get it on if you won’t open the door?

 

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Budweiser.

Budweiser who?

Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy?

 

3. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Foreskin!

Foreskin who?

The world’s greatest foreskin teller.

 

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

May I come in?

May I come in who?

Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

 

5. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.

 

6. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo mama yanking on my dick.

 

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.

 

8. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cam.

Cam who?

Camel toe! Do you have pants I can borrow?

 

9. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Meat.

Meat who?

Meat my dick!

 

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita you inside me.

 

11. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Khan.

Khan who?

Khan-dome broke! I hope you’re on the pills.

 

12. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Myra!

Myra who?

My right nut.

 

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Parton.

Parton who?

Parton my French!

 

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Disguise.

Disguise who?

Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

 

15. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Willis!

Willis who?

Willis dick fit in your mouth?

 

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Khan.

Khan who?

Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!

 

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!

 

18. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana touch your buttcrack!

 

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ima Reilly

Ima Reilly who?

Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.

 

20. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Kiss

Kiss who?

Kiss me!

 

21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozer.

Dozer who?

Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

 

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, you and me.

 

23. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don’t you?

 

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Idaho.

Idaho who?

I da ho! Where da John?

 

25. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tara.

Tara who?

Tara McClosoff.

 

26. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

I am not a poo how dare you.

 

27. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

 

28. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adolph.

Adolph who?

Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch.

 

29. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

School.

School who?

School your ass.

 

30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

 

31.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.

 

32. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out, asshole!

 

33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben Dover.

Ben Dover who?

Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

 

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tanaka.

Tanaka who?

Tanaka you up.

 

35. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Fuck you said.

Fuck you said who?

“Me!”

 

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.

 

37. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

 

38. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

 

39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

 

40. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

 

41. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bull.

Bull who?

Bullshitter!

 

42. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

You’re justin time to wipe my bottom.

 

43. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

You’re just in time to hear me fart!

 

44. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

 

45. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita Colo

Anita Colo who?

Anita colonoscopy.

 

46. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben down and lick my boots!

 

47. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo?! Gross!

 

48. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Waiter.

Waiter who?

Just waiter I get my hands on you.

 

49. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivanna Seymour.

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts.

 

50. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid.