Jokes

50 Funny Duck Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Duck Jokes

Published on April 18th, 2021

1. Q: What time does a duck wake up at?

A: At the quack of dawn!!

 

2. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?

Firequackers.

 

3. Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

 

4. At what time do ducks wake up?

The quack of dawn.

 

5. Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky

 

6. What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber duck.

 

7. Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?

A: Count Duckula

 

8. Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

To make a fowl shot.

 

9. Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

A: To the Ducktor

 

10. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker.

 

11. Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?

A: I hope we Quack this case.

 

12. Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they grow down.

 

13. Q: Why don’t ducks fly upside down?

A: Because they don’t want to QUACK up.

 

14. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to waddle.

 

15. Q: Why did the duck go to the supermarket?

A: To get some Quackers.

 

16. What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather.

 

17. Q: What do you call a box of ducks?

A: A box of Quackers.

 

18. What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and milk.

 

19. Q: Why did the duck tell you a joke?

A: Because he wanted to QUACK you up!

 

20. What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Duckula.

 

21. Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: Because he was jealous of the chicken.

 

22. What shows do ducks watch on television?

Duckumentaries.

 

23. Q: Why does a duck say quack?

A: Because it can’t say moo.

 

24. What do ducks like to eat with soup?

Quackers.

 

25. Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers?

A: Down town.

 

26. Where do ducks go when they are sick?

To the ducktor.

 

27. Q: What does a duck do first when making an omelette?

A: He quacks some eggs.

 

28. What happens when ducks fly upside down?

They quack up.

 

29. Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?

A: A firequacker.

 

30. Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?

The outside.

 

31. Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker.

 

32. What do you see when a duck bends over?

Its butt-quack.

 

33. Q: What’s a Duckworth?

A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?

 

34. What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?

“Please put it on my bill.”

 

35. Q: How do you get down off a horse?

A: You don’t, you get down off a duck.

 

36. What did the duck detective say to his partner?

“Let’s quack this case.”

 

37. Q: Why do ducks watch the weather?

A: For the feather forecast.

 

38. What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

 

39. Q: What says “Quick, Quick”?

A: A duck with the hiccups.

 

40. Why do ducks quack?

He tripped on a quack.

 

41. Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk?

Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.

 

42. Why did the duck get arrested?

For selling quack.

 

43. Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

 

44. This isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia

 

45. Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

 

46. Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

 

47. What do you call a white duck

A quacker

 

48. Three men walk into a bar… you would have thought the last one would have ducked

 

49. Hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.

 

50. what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.