Jokes

50 Pokemon Jokes For All Pokemon Lover’s

50 Pokemon Jokes For All Pokemon Lover's

Published on April 20th, 2021

1. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

 

2. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!

 

3. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

 

4. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?

Paras!

 

5. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu.

 

6. Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?

Totodile.

 

7. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.

Then I could be inside of you.

 

8. Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

 

9. Which Pokémon can see the future?

A pikahead

 

10. Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.

 

11. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?

Koffin’.

 

12. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.

 

13. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke.

 

14. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

 

15. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

 

16. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?

Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

 

17. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

 

18. Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

 

19. Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

 

20. What Pokémon do people see in auctions?

Bidoof.

 

21. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

 

22. Which college do Pokemon go to?

StarU.

 

23. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon!

 

24. What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokemon.

 

25. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

 

26. What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.

 

27. Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

 

28. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokémon.

 

30. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?

One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

 

31. You must be a Charmander.

Because you’re making me hot.

 

32. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokémon.

 

33. Baby, I’m A Mismagius.

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

 

34. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?

Totodile.

 

35. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?

Totodile.

 

36. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?

Staryu Wars.

 

37. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokemon.

 

38. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

 

39. What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting?

Abra-cadabra.

 

40. How can pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

 

41. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.

 

42. What do you call a low fat Pokemon?

Butterfree.

 

43. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.

 

44. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

 

45. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

 

46. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-bok.

 

47. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.

 

48. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?

Pikascrew.

 

49. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

 

50. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.