April 20th, 2021 | Updated on March 25th, 2022
Looking for an enthusiastic way to motivate your Pokémon-obsessed colleagues or kids? It’s simple to make jokes on the fly when there are so many entertaining and goofy names in the Poké-verse. There are even some decent Pokémon-themed pickup lines to be found. Just to make sure you’re both into Squirtles before you spend too much time with that cute guy at the pub.
We’ve compiled a list of our greatest Pokemon puns and jokes for you to enjoy. Study them while camping on the toilet or with your tiny Pikachus on the lengthy cargoes and road holidays. If you become the center of attention, these pokemon gags will satisfy everyone’s nostalgia and sense of humor.
1. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
2. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
3. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
4. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
5. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
6. Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?
7. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.
Then I could be inside of you.
8. Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
9. Which Pokémon can see the future?
10. Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are shockingly beautiful.
11. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
12. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?
I choose you.
13. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?
14. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
15. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
16. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?
Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”
17. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on.
18. Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?
19. Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
20. What Pokémon do people see in auctions?
21. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
22. Which college do Pokemon go to?
23. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
24. What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
25. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
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26. What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?
Dancing with the Staryus.
27. Are you a Hitmonlee?
Because your body is kickin’.
28. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
30. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
31. You must be a Charmander.
Because you’re making me hot.
32. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
33. Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
34. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
35. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
36. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
37. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
The Hokey Pokemon.
38. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
Because it’s going to Pikachu!
39. What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting?
40. How can pikachu make a baby laugh?
By playing pika-boo!
41. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
42. What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
43. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
44. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
45. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
46. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
47. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
48. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?
49. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.
So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.
50. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
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