April 16th, 2021 | Updated on December 13th, 2021
1. “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?”
“Quack, Quack!”
2. “My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box.
That’s it. That’s the joke.”
3. “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?”
“He sensed fowl play.”
4. “Why did the cranberries turn red?”
“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
5. “What key has legs and can’t open a door?”
“A turkey.”
6. “What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?”
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
7. “Why did they let the turkey join the band?”
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
8. “Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?”
“It had 24 carrots.”
9. “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?”
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
11. “Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?”
“Because he will gobble it up.”
12. “What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?”
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
13. “If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?”
“A goblet.”
14. “What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?”
“The casse-role.”
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
16. “What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?”
“A har-vest.”
17. “What’s blue and covered in feathers?”
“A turkey holding its breath.”
18. “Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?”
“There was no thyme!”
19. “What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?”
“All about that baste.”
20. “What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?”
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
21. “Why did the turkey cross the road?”
“He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
22. “Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?”
“Fangs-giving.”
23. “Why was the turkey put in jail?”
“The police suspected fowl play.”
24. “What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?”
“The turkey trot.”
25. “How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?”
“He was already stuffed.”
26. “What instrument does a turkey play?”
“The drumsticks!”
27. “What did the turkey say to the computer?”
“Google, google.”
28. “What kind of key can’t open doors?”
“A tur-key.”
29. “What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?”
“A poultry-geist.”
30. “What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?”
“Wobble, wobble.”
31. “What kind of weather does a turkey like?”
“Fowl weather.”
32. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
33. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Norma Lee.” “Norma Lee who?”
“Norma Lee I don’t drink eat this much!”
34. “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?”
“Pilgrims.”
35. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Tamara.” “Tamara who?”
“Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!”
36. “Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?”
“It’s a crummy job.”
37. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Annie.” “Annie who?”
“Annie body seen the turkey?”
38. “What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?”
“Pilgrimage.”
39. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Arthur.” “Arthur who?”
“Arthur any leftovers?”
40. “Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?”
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”
41. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Don.” “Don who?”
“Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.”
42. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
43. What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet!
44. If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
For living so long!
45. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
46. A turkey was arrested. What were the charges?
Fowl play!
47. Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Not if you’re the turkey!
48. What should you wear to Thanksgiving this year?
A har-vest!
49. What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!
