April 22nd, 2021 | Updated on May 1st, 2021
1. How does a banana answer the phone?
2. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
3. How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
They hold on to the banana-ister.
4. Why do bananas use sunblock?
Because otherwise they’d peel.
5. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
6. “I am going bananas!”
That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.
7. What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
8. What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
Yellow, nice to meet you
9. I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
10.You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?
You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
11. What happens when a boy banana and girl banana break up?
A banana split
12. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
13. Why was the banana so upset?
Someone mistook him for a plantain!
14. What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers
15. Why was the plantain sent to the pricipal’s office?
It wen’t bananas during class.
16. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
17. Why do monkeys like bananas so much?
Because they are very apeeling
18. Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
It could only yellow.
19. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
Because she had split ends.
20. Where do bananas go to learn?
21. What did the orange say to the green banana?
You don’t look like you’re peeling well
22. Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
23.Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
24. Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
Because he kept throwing away the bent bananas
25. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
26. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
27. What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
28. What was the ghost’s favorite fruit?
29. What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
30. Why did the banana agree to go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date
31. What do you do when you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up
32. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
33. Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
34. What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers
35. Which former politcian loves bananas?
36. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
37. What kind of a key opens a banana?
38. What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?
39. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.
40. What do you call a charismatic banana?
A banana smoothie!
41. What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
42. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
After the banana chips in.
43. What kind of school do bananas go to?
44. Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
Because he was yellow
45. What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
46. What do you call solid gold bananas?
A bunch of money.
47. Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
48. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
Because she had split ends
49. What fruit do sheeps like the most?