Jokes

40 Funniest Gay Jokes

Gay Jokes

Published on April 14th, 2021

1. What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.

 

2. What’s a gay man’s favorite planet?

Uranus

 

3. What’s the name of the latest gay sitcom?

“Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

 

4. What do you call an annoying gay man?

A pain in the arse.

 

5. How do 5 gay men walk?

One Direction!

 

6. What do you call a gay boxer?

Fruit Punch!

 

7. Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

 

8. Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?

Because they can only mandate.

 

9. What do you call a homosexual dentist?

Tooth fairy

 

10. What did one gay sperm say to another?

“How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”

 

11. What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?

“Do you mind if I push in your stool?”

 

12. How do you say homosexual in Jewish?

Heblew

 

13. How can you tell if a novel is about a homosexual?

The hero always gets his man in the end.

 

14. How can you tell if a Western is gay?

All the good guys are hung.

 

15. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

Flamethrower

 

16. What do gay kids get for Christmas?

Erection Sets.

 

17. What do you call a gay cowboy?

A Jolly Rancher!

 

18. How do you fit three gay men on one barstool?

Turn it upside-down!

 

19. What do you call a gay drive by?

A Fruit Roll Up

 

20. Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

Apparently he’d been in A Few Good Men.

 

21. What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man?

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

 

22. How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an alter boy.

 

23. What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?

Pokemon

 

24. What do gay men call hemorrhoids?

Speed Bumps

 

25. How much semen does a gay guy have?

A butt load

 

26. Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

 

27. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?

He found a hare up his ass.

 

28. What do you call a gay scientist?

A homo-geneous.

 

29. What do you call a gay midget?

A lowblow

 

30. Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar?

They were ejected for exchanging blows.

 

31. What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAYYYYYYY!

 

32. What do you get when you cross an eskimo and a gay guy?

A snowblower.

 

33. How can you make a gay man scream twice?

Screw him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

 

34. Why do gay men fake orgasms?

Because they will be in deep shit if they don’t!

 

35. What is Gay Pride?

A group of homosexual lions.

 

36. Did you hear about the gay vegetarian?

He still eats meat.

 

37. What do gay termites Eat?

MaleBoxes.

 

38.  Why don’t gays shop at Sports Authority?

Because they prefer Dick’s

 

39.  Why is Fred Flinstone a closet homosexual?

He has a gay old time

 

40.  Did you know 75% of the gay population were born that way?

The other 25% were sucked into it.