Jokes

60 Some Random Mexican Jokes

Mexican Jokes

Published on April 14th, 2021

1. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

 

2. A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three he said uno dos and disappeared without a tres

 

3. A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace.

 

4. Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

 

5. What do you call a Mexican Baptism? -Bean Dip

 

6. What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé

 

7. What do you call a Mexican that hung himself?

A pinata

 

8. How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall?

They’ll get over it.

 

9. What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country

 

10. What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

 

11. What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican’t

 

12. What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art?

Drawing border lines.

 

13. Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards.

 

14. What do you call a roach in milk?

Aroach con leche

 

15. Why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

 

16. What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

 

17. Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners Stoners actually have papers.

Dre Cuellar

 

18. What does a Mexican Highlander say?

“There can be only Juan!”

 

19. Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

 

20. What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

 

21. Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives

 

22. What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots

 

23. What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

 

24. What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse

Sweet and spicy chicken

 

25. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

a PadaJuan

 

26. Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

 

27. Why did the tamale go to the hospital.

tamalito

 

28. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan

 

29. Why doesn’t Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

 

30. Why don’t mexicans cross the border in groups of 3?

Cause the sign says “No Trespassing”

 

31. How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?

Juan by Juan.

 

32. What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

Get off me homes.

 

33. How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan

 

34. What are Mexicans favorite sport ?

Cross country

 

35. What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?

Air Force Juans

 

36. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business

 

37. What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush?

Buches baked breans.

 

38. What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car

Carlos

 

39. What do you call two Mexicans fighting?

Juan on juan

 

40. What do you call a women with three boobs?

Tres leches

 

41. How did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do his essay.

 

42. What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full essay.

 

43. What would you call four mexicans drowning in a lake?

Quatro Cinco

 

44. Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

 

45. A Lew runs into a wall what does he break?

His Nose

 

46. A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break?

His lawn Mower

 

47. Whats fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

 

48. What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?

JUAN on JUAN

 

49. What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

Get of me homes!!

 

50. What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

 

51. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don’t know but man can it pick lettuce.

 

52. What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Car-los

 

53. What’s a Mexican persons favorite spot?

Cross country

 

54. What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie?

Rogue Juan.

 

55. What do u call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

 

56. You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country

 

57. Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics?

Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.

 

58. Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.

 

59. what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlost

 

60. A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?

His lawnmower