Jokes

60 Laughable Yo Momma Jokes That Will Definately Bring A Big Smile

Yo Mamma Jokes

Published on April 15th, 2021

1. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

 

2. Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

 

3. Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

 

4. Yo mama’s so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

 

5. Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

 

6. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

7. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

8. Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

 

9. Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

 

10. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

11. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”

 

12. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

13. Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

 

14. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

 

15. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

16. Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

 

17. Yo mama’s so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

 

18. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

 

19. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

 

20. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

21. Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.

 

22. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

 

23. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

 

24. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

 

25. Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

 

26. Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

27. Yo mama’s so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

 

28. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 

29. Yo mama’s so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

30. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

 

31. Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

 

32. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

 

33. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

 

34. Yo mama’s so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

 

35. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

 

36. Yo mama’s cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.

 

37. Yo mama’s so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

38. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

 

39. Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

 

40. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

 

41. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

 

42. Yo mama’s so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

 

43. Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

44. Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

 

45. Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

 

46. Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

47. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

 

48. Yo mama so klutzy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

49. Yo mama so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

 

50. Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.

 

51. Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

 

52. Yo mama so literal, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

 

53. Yo mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

 

54. Yo mama so funny, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.

 

55. Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

 

56. Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

 

57. Yo mama so evil, the devil sold his soul to her.

 

58. Yo mama so scary, she threw a boomerang, and it refused to come back.

 

59. Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

 

60. Yo mama is so clueless, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.