Published on April 18th, 2021
1. You’re so short I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
2. I’m starting a charity to teach short people math’s
It’s called, “Making the little things count”
3. I wonder how the weather is down there.
4. If short people smoke weed ,
Do they get high or medium?
5. I heard short people can hear what the ancestors are saying since they’re so close to the ground.
6. How do short people greet others?
7. You’ve gotten really hand it to short people…
Mainly because they can’t reach it.
8. You’re the literal definition of down to earth.
9. Does anyone know the PC term for short people?
…or do yawl also struggle with nomenclatures
10. Do you need a stool so you can see my breasts?
11. Stop making jokes on short people
It’s not funny if the person getting trolled can’t enjoy it.
After all, most of the jokes go way over their heads.
12. You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
13. Do short people start their stories like…
“When I was little…” or they just say “As I am today…”
14. You are so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
15. What’s so offensive about short people jokes?
I consider them the height of comedy
16. One-day short people will rule the world. All 5ft of it of course.
17. I met a couple of really short people today
They were really down-to-earth guys.
18. You hardly see a short person being fat at the same time. They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen.
19. It’s easy to make fun of short people.
The jokes always go over their head.
20. At least one advantage of being short is you get to be in front for all pictures taken every time.
21. You shouldn’t make fun of short people
They belittle themselves.
22. Short people like you can use Legos for steps and not break a sweat.
23. Why can’t short people become chefs?
Because it’s a high steaks job
24. Do you know what a little get together is? – a short people party.
25. Must be so hard being over looked all the time.
26. Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people
But I don’t want to stoop to their level.
27. Short people tend to get angry easily, because they’re so close to the ground their anger doesn’t dissipate easily.
28. Why can you lie IN front of short people without consequences?
It goes over their heads.
29. Do you know what short people call miniature golf? – golf.
30. Do you know what always catches my eye?
… Short people with umbrellas!
31. Do you know your head would make the absolute best armrest?
32. Height bullying is no joke.
Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
33. You look like you still have a lot of growing up to do.
34. You know what’s been catching my eye recently?
Short people with umbrellas
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35. Must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day.
36. My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins…
… but only to short people.
37. Short people are oppressed.
They’re always getting overlooked.
38. In some countries it’s against the rules for a short person to drive, because they can’t see where they’re going.
39. I asked a dwarf to lend me 5 dollars yesterday.
He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
40. You’ve never been on a rollercoaster and I can see why.
41. I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.
I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.
42. Behind every short woman is a house decoration that was being hidden.
43. Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
44. Everyone knows that it’s easier to bury short people. All you need to do is find the right shoe box.
45. I raised the alarm at work today.
The midgets were furious.
46. I can see you’ve chosen not to grow over the past few years.
47. Why do midgets always laugh when they play soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
48. Wearing heels almost makes you the same size as other people on the face of earth.
49. I met a couple of really short people today.
They were really down-to-earth guys.