April 13th, 2021 | Updated on September 24th, 2022
You’ll inevitably get old, so make some birthday jokes all the time about it! No matter how amazing they are turning, these birthday puns are sure to make them laugh.
This list of nice birthday puns will help you enjoy the event and spread humor in the best possible way, whether you’re searching for a humorous birthday joke to write in a letter or want to message your friend something ridiculous on their birthday.
Give the birthday girl or boy’s day far more fun by sharing one of these 50 birthday puns to them on their special day, which range from hilarious birthday sayings to bday related jokes cakes, lights, gifts, and everyone in between.
Birthday Jokes For Adults
1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
2. What do mussels do on their birthdays?
They shell-ebrate!
3. Why don’t birthday candles ever exercise?
They burn out too quickly!
4. What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Forget it once!
5. What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant!
6. Short Term Memory’s the First to Go
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself—especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
7. Can’t Blow Out the Candles
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
8. Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
9. What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
10. Doctor, doctor! I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles!
Birthday Jokes For Friends
11. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
12. What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake!
13. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
14. What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
15. Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
16. What did the witch do on her birthday?
She spellabrates.
17. How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a time.
18. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
19. How do you know when planning a birthday party is easy?
When it’s a piece of cake.
20. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake
Birthday Jokes For Teenager
21. Why didn’t the hen attend rooster’s birthday party?
She was too chicken
22. It Can Be a Blessing
At your age having a clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory. —Steven Wright
23. Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
24. What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
25. What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party?
Eat, drink and be berry.
26. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When you slice it!
27. Why did Mike Tyson storm out of the birthday party angry?
They were out of punch.
28. What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Choco-latte.
29. Why did the birthday cake go to the party feeling inadequate?
He didn’t have the right ingredients.
30. Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
Because it was feeling crumby!
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Funny Birthday Jokes
31. Why did Snow White want the dwarf to really enjoy his birthday party?
Because life is short.
32. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
33. Why was the shipping vessel so excited to come home?
Because it was his berth-day.
34. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment!
35. How do people who live around volcanoes celebrate their birthdays?
With a birthday quake.
36. What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday
Have a fin-tastic day.
37. What do people in hell give each other for their birthdays?
Hotcakes.
38. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
39. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider?
The world wide web.
40. What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
Birthday Bad Jokes
41. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
42. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
43. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y
44. Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
45. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
46. Why are birthday’s good for you?
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
47. Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
48. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
49.Why did the robber break into the bakery?
She heard the cakes were rich.
50. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
Birthday Dirty Jokes
51. What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake!
52. What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
53. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are too focused on the present.
54. What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
55. Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!
56. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
57. What is the meaning of a true friend?
One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
58. Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
There was a birthday potty!
59. How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic.
60. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
