April 16th, 2021 | Updated on March 25th, 2022
When you look about that now, it’s bizarre and unsettling that we use fake human remains to decorate for a holiday-oriented toward children — bodies who have had sufficient time to deteriorate that their rotting flesh has peeled off their bones.
Seasonal jokes are some of the most entertaining. While Halloween is frequently associated with the spooky, there are certainly many who like the occasion for its lighter aspects. These skeleton jokes are particularly amusing for that reason. These humorous skeleton jokes, puns, and one-liners can be learned in time for Halloween, but we’re betting you’ll be using them whenever you need a laugh. Take a look and see if you can’t come up with a few of your own.
1. Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
2. Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
Because milk is so good for the bones!
3. What was the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trom-bone.
4. Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
He was boning up for his exams!
5. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy bones.
6. Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A dog wanted to eat it’s bones.
7. What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
Bone to be wild.
8. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
9. What do skeletons say as they head out to sea?
Bone voyage!
10. What does a skeleton use to call his friends?
A tele-bone.
11. How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
The bony express!
12. When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
13. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck.
14. What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
A numbskull!
15. Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.
16. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant?
A bone-zai tree!
17. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
It could feel it in it’s bones.
18. What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bone-ly!
19. What song do skeleton crooks listen to after a heist?
Bad to the Bone.
20. I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg.
Now get out before i give you a bad time.
21. What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare ribs!
22. why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
because he’s dead.
you idiot.
23. What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
The Grateful Dead.
24. What did the skeleton say before dinner?
BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
25. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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26. Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
27. What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
Bone china.
28. I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled.
Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
29. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts!
30. Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party?
Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure
31. What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
32. What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
33. Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music?
They don’t have any organs!
34. What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
35. Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
36. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
37. How do skeletons say hello?
Bonejour.
38. Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
39. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
40. What do old skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
41. What is a skeleton favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
42. What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?
A dead ringer.
43. A skeleton walks into a bar.
Orders a beer and a mop.
44. Why do skeletons hate the winter?
Because the cold goes right through them.
45. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-Appetit!
46. Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
47. What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
48. What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
49. what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
a numb skull!-sans
50. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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